Thursday, July 31, 2008

McCain isn't McAble



In the bible, Cain slew Abel. Or however you spell their damn names. In today's politics, McCain is being a punk as bitch and acting like a sore mother fucking loser three full months before the damn election! "Barack Obama has played the race card, and he played it from the bottom of the deck. It's divisive, negative, shameful and wrong," McCain campaign manager Rick Davis said in a written statement.

How you gonna accuse Obama of pulling the race card? Does he *have* to pull the race card? Is there a soul left on the entire planet earth who doesn't know that Obama is Black? Seriously?!?

Look, I had some respect for you and your service to this country and for that whole tortured POW thing, but it's all but gone now. Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful that served this country under the guise of freedom so that the likes of Obama could, well ... I duuuunnnnoooo ... RUN FOR MOTHER FUCKING PRESIDENT. But I'm sorely disappointed in the duality that is you ... that you would fight for freedom in this country and then behave now like you do. You are just so damn lucky that Obama is too classy to challenge your ability to be commander in chief with your old, tired, can't raise his arms above his shoulders cracker ass who too damn white to fully appreciate the needs of a military overrepresented by minorities fighting wars in countries whose residents are browner and blacker than we are. He a much better man than JACK is, sir, cuz I woulda been there and back at least thrice by now.

At any rate, I'm glad you're proud of that commercial of yours - the one that "that called Obama a celebrity akin to star-crossed U.S. personalities Britney Spears and Paris Hilton," and I'm sure those in your town hall meeting in Wisconsin who heard you say that all nodded for you. Be proud of your commercial - be proud of your service. Do it, and do it BIG. Pride cometh before a fall, to quote The Good Book.

"Campaigns are tough, but I am proud of the campaign that we have run," McCain said. Keep on keeping on McCain ... while you can still get some publicity for being a punk ass bitch.

6 comments:

Mrs. Manny Ramirez said...

This dude is just sad and realizes that his "service" to this country line is wearing thin. I heard 2day that the Hilton parents both maxed out on allowable contributions to his campaign, but he ridicules their daughter. Sounds desperate to me.

JACK said...

Great! So now I can't check into any Hilton property. *checks hyatt listings*

The F$%K it List said...

I knew this was coming, The straight talk express is taking the slippery road to H-E-L-L. I watched Keith Olberman this evening and he said its more than ridiculous that McShame has started using this nonsense about the race card. Obama made this same speech a few months ago when they were using his middle name and it wasn't the race card then. It was ignored.

JACK said...

I guess every nigga out there plays the race cars just by showing up according to the McCain camp. Giving pound? Race card. Flying to other countries while black? Race card. Funny thing is, it's McCain playing the race card - I'm WHITE, VOTE FOR ME. Kiss my ENTIRE ass.

clnmike said...

They are panicking already and are clutching at straws, the closer to the election the more were going to hear about stuff like this.

JACK said...

clnmike - I really, really, REALLY hate it that you're righ ton that one. I'm just so tired of that man. SO SO SO tired of that man.