Saturday, November 15, 2008

The Stoned Koala

A koala was sittin' in a gum tree...... smoking a joint.



When a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,


"Hey Koala! Whatcha doin'?"





The koala, seeing an opportunity not to smoke alone, said "Smoking a joint; come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala, where they enjoyed the weed.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so fucked up that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, "What the fuck's da matter with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing his joint. The crocodile looked up and said,"Hey you!"



The koala hung over his tree branch, looked down at him and said,




"Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude..... How much water did you drink?!!"

6 comments:

thegayte-keeper said...

that's cute...

clnmike said...

Lol, I out to say booo but it was funny.

MsMarvalus said...

LOL!

That Dude Right There said...

That was funny as hell!

The Jaded NYer said...

this is why I stopped smoking- it made things appear bigger than they actually were, and in the morning, when I would peek under the covers, I'd discover that the Mandingo I THOUGHT I hooked up with was NOT!

lol

Sunshyne said...

lol