Saturday, November 8, 2008

Digging to the knuckle

How nasty is THIS shit? I mean, just because you cower into the corner there ... doesn't mean we can't see you.

And if JACK sees you, JACK is taking snapshots and putting you on blast on the blog. That's just the way it is.

And just in case you can't really see what's going on here ... here's a close-up:

The man managed to get his pinky into his nostril to the knuckle ... right there on the red line ... during rush hour.

And exactly how involved in this nonsense can you be that you don't notice the dude across the aisle taking pictures of you?

He was totally clueless, rolling snot on his finger and wiping his hands off on his pants.

But that's not all folks ... at one point, face buried in his book, he gets hungry, I guess.

Yes folks, he pretends to be thinking really hard while he reads his paperwork, but COME ON, how stupid do you think we are? You're eating your boogers and that's that.

I suppose people are going to do what they are going to do ... but in public while the rest of us are putting in our time on the train in order to get to work? COME ON ...

But it gets better ... someone actually occupies the seat next to him ... and then he takes to picking wax out of his ear.

I'm just sayin - if you wanna be a nasty mother fucker, I'm snapping pics and putting you on blast.

It's what responsible bloggers do.

Carry on.


The Jaded NYer said...

OMG this was even worse the second time around... BLECH!!! I see dudes like him on the F train ALL THE TIME!!! They're nasty ass needs to be put on blast!!!

good work!!!

Tim said...


But believe me, I've seen MUCH worse...can someone say port-o-pottie?

Excellent work though.

clnmike said...

Lol, thats mess up.

clnmike said...

Letting you know you have been tagged.

The F$%K it List said...

YUCK! I've never seen someone put their fingers that far up their nose. ILKKK

Super Dave Van Buren said...

Wow... some people in they own world. And then some people are just nasty ass bastards who eat they own boogers lol

Darius T. Williams said...

Thas nasty - and you ARE in Chicago - I know you are - you've gotta be.


Kieya said...

i just vomited a lil bit.

Vtknitboy said...

holy shit! too funny. (found ur blog via The Derek.

Alex said...

Once when I was in middle school, I caught a kid (Philip Qwan) sitting on the seat in front of me in the bus pulling a HUGE green piece of semi-dried snot of out his nose. Then he wiped it on the bus window.

That tramautized me something awful-- that's why I remember his name. Whenever I saw him from then on, I got the shudders. Probably would if I saw him now.

But, regarding your story, why the hell does anyone past the age of 10 eat their boogers? Even when you're a kid, only the nastiest of the nasty do that ish.

JACK said...

Alex - don't ask me. I just know what I saw.

and captured.

for all you to see too.