Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Jack's Christmas List

Well, you know I ain't got no shame! I put out a wish list for my birthday - did you really think I'd skip Christmas!?

  • An electric mattress pad. Not necessarily an electric blanket but I could always lay it on the mattress underneath the mattress pad. I'd like two - one for my bed in Indy and one for my bed in Chicago. Both are Queen sized beds.
  • A comfortable bluetooth. Why do they make those things so damn annoyingly ill-fitting!?
  • Any contribution towards paying my Spring '09 semester tuition ($800) - it will be my last payment to that place.
  • A kick-ass set of headphones for my ipod - in black. I hate those ear buds.
  • 180s - you know those earmuff things that wrap around the BACK of your head? Those. In black.
  • Gas Cards - in any denomination. Driving back and forth between Indianapolis and Chicago is KILLING me.
  • A set of those Barak Obama gold-plated coins. They're hot.
  • Walmart gifts cards rule!
  • Alarm clock radio that you plug your ipod into. So i can wake up to something other than that annoying blaring alarm clock buzzer.

Of course, I'm likely to get a chia pet and a homemade christmas card ... but I'm putting my list out there anyway.

8 comments:

MsMarvalus said...

I have a heated mattress pad for my queen sized bed...that right there is a little piece of heaven on earth...climbing into a warm bed on a cold night? Woo, chile...

Darius T. Williams said...

Hilarious...I love ur list...love it - love it!

The Jaded NYer said...

you know what's coming next, right?? A ridiculously crazy list from me that will make people reconsider giving you anything.

I'll ask for thigs like diamonds and furs and luxury vehicles- all the stuff rap videos are made of...

MUAHAHAHAHA

JACK said...

msmarvelous: I'm totally envious!

Darius: You laughing like I'm playin ....

Jaded: You're the internet gift equivalent of a cock blocker!

The Jaded NYer said...

*stomps around Jack's blog*

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JACK said...

*stank face, side eye and removing blade from underneath tongue*

The Jaded NYer said...

*rolls up sleeves and pulls Vaseline out of bag*

You want some?!?! BRING IT!!!

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That Dude Right There said...

Do I need to referee this internet fight???

Now as far as that Christmas list, I think I can pitch in and get a $5 Walmart gift card.