Monday, November 10, 2008

JACK's Camera

I have a decent collection of photos I've taken over the past few months and it's time to post them. You know, because usually one photo blogs just aren't nearly as cool as those putting multiple people on blast simultaneously. For instance, the man with sleep apnea on the Red Line train:

This dude was dead-to-the-world asleep, snoring loudly over the cha-chang of the 'el train as it meandered through town. He was so annoying ... and then, he'd gag and wake himself up. I'm just saying, it might be time to go on a diet.

And in the fashion category, we have two entries. I know folks clown on men who wear black dress shoes with white tube socks ... but THIS I've never seen:

Can't nobody tell me this is a man's issue and a man's issue only. Grey toe reinforced tube socks and heels are IN.

And then I spotted this cross between Rainbow Bright, Wendy and Pipi Longstocking:

A fucking tragedy. I don't even know what the bottom piece is called. I know shorts that look like skirts are called skorts ... but what about capris and skirts? Aye, I can't deal.

OH! And I totally now know what it means to hav eyour panties in a bunch!

I was at the Mickey D's drive through when THIS came across me. I mean, I have never, ever, EVER seen something like this:

I know that bangs are trying to make a come back ... but honey, THAT shit you got going on ain't never gonna make it. NEVER, you hear me?

Lastly, I would like to say that there is a time when a business must reinvent itself, like changing their logo or going back to coca cola classic because you OBVIOUSLY fucked up the formula. For all of you businessmen (and women) out there, please consider the future of your business when coming up with a name, though. Here is an example of some BULLSHIT that won't work:

That's all for now - but remember, JACK is out there lurking right there out in the open with his camera.

Carry on.


The Jaded NYer said...

"Panties in a bunch" would have got me busted at work if my boss were in the office today!!


*checks underwear in mirror*

just making sure...

T. R Xands said...

That bang is killing me. And that panty pic reminded me today I decided to wear the loose pants with no belt so they weren't even on my hips...even with my long jacket on I'm sure someone, somewhere, is uploading fotos--and I'm going to find them.

clnmike said...

Ok you and jaded need to have your camera phones confiscated.

JACK said...

Jaded: I love it when I make you laugh out loud!

T-Rex: "It wasn't me"

clnmike: What got YOUR panties all in a bunch? You comment positively on my LAST post, but now I gotta lose my camera phone? NEVER!

but, uhhhh - what exactly are you up to that our cameras worry you? hmmmmmm.

The Jaded NYer said...

*hides phone in daughter's book bag*

Phone? What phone? I communicate via morse code...

The Jaded NYer said...


Darius T. Williams said...

Red Line train?!?! WAIT - are you in Chicago? I'm in Chicago and I ride the red line alllll the freaking time. Where are you?

JACK said...

Darius, I'm in Chicago. I'm on the Far North side. Where are you?

Kieya said...

white gym socks with the grey toe...we must be in a recession.

and how are u takin all these pics w/o ppl catchin u? lol

JACK said...

Kieya: Jaded taught me.