Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Happy Birthday to JACK

Ok, folks, my birthday is coming up soon early next month and this is what I want: a subscription to gayparent magazine. And not the NYC version, because although I'm sure it's the shit, I don't live there anymore.

Hit me up at blogginjack@yahoo.com and I will give you my address so you can surprise me. As a token of my gratitude, I will post a huge big 'ole THANK YOU post in your honor, unless you want to fly under the radar. Then, I won't.

Why am I asking this, you say? Because it's not like I'm askin for some torrid item from the Pink Pussycat or anything - it's a PARENTING magazine!

Come on - you know you want to ...

In addition, I'd like those rain guards put on my Altima. I smoke, and when it rains, what a SON of a bitch! So, does Nissan have gift certificates? I dunno - but rest assured that I never, EVER smoke in the car when the kids are in it, or within 24 hours of my going to pick them up. Big no-no.

Carry on ...

11 comments:

The Jaded NYer said...

I can't believe you're in here demanding birthday presents... talk about ballsy... lol

JACK said...

lol - why you gotta be tryna fuck up my flow, though? LOL. In one month, I don't want nobody talkin' about "oh, you shoulda told me!"

ESPECIALLY, you. (mhmmm)

;-)

Super Dave Van Buren said...

I'm mad the NYC one is free. what kinda shyt is that?

T. R Xands said...

I got...*looks in pocket, takes out keys & lint* $10 on debit. Hawt damn! I can throw a party?

The F$%K it List said...

Hmmm.. I got $5 on it. You gotta figure out the rest!

JACK said...

SuperDave - thank you for finding my post funny ... AND not calling me out (side eyes Jaded)

T-Rex: LMAO @ $10 party

f$%kit - is this towards the magazine or the rain guards? LOL

clnmike said...

Lol, will gift card do?

JACK said...

mike - ALWAYS.

The F$%K it List said...

You make the choice, its your bday money hahah.

Darius T. Williams said...

Really - are you serious? LOL - happy upcoming birthday - lol!

JACK said...

darius - Yessir, lol.