Friday, August 22, 2008

I really HATE Sprint

Hello readers!

I am away on business this week and all of the posts this week were written prior to my departure and scheduled for your viewing pleasure. At this point, I just wanted to remind everyone that my voice drips with venom everytime I talk about Sprint. And I know that Samsung made my phone and the battery pack, but the fact that the phone doesn't recognize the battery pack and now really lasts me less than a day on a full charge is really all Sprint's fault in my mind. And I'm not eligible to get a different phone yet. I'm somehow bound to this phone, shackled to it like a leashed dog, or like a prostitute to the headboard (you pick).

I cannot wait until Christmas - that's when two of my three phones have contracts that end ... I'm jumping ship like them rich people did off of the titanic, and locking in the representatives that answer the phones with the musicians to soothe them.

I cannot stand SPRINT.

Lovingly,

JACK

7 comments:

The F$%K it List said...

AMEN AND HALLELUJAH!

JACK said...

Today, my phone decides it's not going to charge, either. DAMMIT, SPRINT!

Anonymous said...

I think I'm in love -- I'll pay your early termination fee. No, seriously, I will.

Super Dave Van Buren said...

lol.. I have and love sprint. Well maybe not love but compared to ATT they are the best thing smoking.

This is kinda like leaving a spouse who beats you to a spouse who just verbally abuses you.

The Jaded NYer said...

na na na na
na na na na
hey hey hey
goooood-bye!!!

And now... WELCOME TO VERIZON!!! It's about to be ON now that I can text and call you for FREE!!!!

WOO HOO!!!

And now we commence with the inappropriate texts and picture messaging...

JACK said...

Anon - you got me all OPEN right about now. lol. I ACCEPT! (I'm not playin - hit me up)

Clydesdale: Sprint can kiss my ENTIRE ass, you hear me? I'm through with them bitches. Im' glad you like them, though. Enjoy!

Lioness: *does the harlem world* We gon' be a mess now for REAL.

Anonymous said...

Jack, don't know where to "hit" you. Why don't you reach out to quietfiredc@yahoo.com and we'll take it from there