Monday, April 13, 2009

Those Reality Show Rat Bastards!

Have you ever heard of Elaine Paige? You might not recognize her here without all the fur, but I know you know the song:

Well, she's got pipes, fine. And on a recent episode of Britian's Got Talent they put a woman with a disability on stage. She's 47, admits to living alone with her cat, being unemployed and never even so much as having a first kiss ever.

Yes, folks - that Simon Cowell done stoop to a new low. And she gets on stage, obviously not quite "all there," and says she, at 47 years old, unemployed and living alone with a car, wants to be the next Elaine Paige. And the crowd mocks her.


Now, it's all fair game, I say - and I mean, I just laughed out loud when my friend told me she's at her daughter's swimming lesson and the instructor asked a kid to get a body board ... and the kid only has one hand. Yuh, that was funny ...

But it's not like someone is making money over asking the kid to get on stage and juggling, right? There's a fine line there.

So, this "next Elaine Paige," seemingly oblivious to the crowd's sneers and skepticism starts to sing ... and you'll see here why she seemed so oblivious to the crowd's moans and groans. Keep fuckin' with her, Simon ...

You will have to click here to view it because them fuckers at cowell's place done disabled the links for embedding. Her name is Susan Boyle - tell me what you think.


clnmike said...

Lol, no one saw that one coming.

Super Dave Van Buren said...

damn... that was almost surreal.

JACK said...

clnmike: I really, REALLY didn't see it coming. I was seriously stunned.

SuperDave: not almost - it was. At first, I thought it was a joke - but then she kept on singing. I was like, you GO, bitch. Serve that smug right back at cowell.

I've watched it about 30 times already. lol