Wednesday, June 18, 2008

My first Open Letter

Published at: http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-Emailed-Photos-huge-tornado-funnel-cloud-touches-down-Orchard-Iowa-Tuesday-June/ss/1756/im:/080613/480/da7c9d5f752c47d2a2d2866abfa3b12b

Is this picture:




by the associated press (did I credit enough?) with the following caption:
A huge tornado funnel cloud touches down in Orchard, Iowa, Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 9:04 p.m. The Globe Gazette and Mitchell County Press News reported that Lori Mehmen of Orchard, took the photo from outside her front door. Mehmen said the funnel cloud came near the ground and then went back up into the clouds. Besides tree and crop damage, no human injuries were reported.
(AP Photo/Lori Mehmen)


Open Letter to Lori Mehmen:

Are you a stupid, crazy bitch or were you a kamikaze in a former life and are experiencing one of those weird “the former me is taking over the me I am today” phenomena? Let me tell you how MY people do when there’s a tornado:

We run like mother fuckers, knock over children and the elderly even, and we get our asses in the basement. What we don’t do is stroll on inside, grab the Kodak and head to the front door. You’re white, aren’t you?

If Darwinism is at all true, we’ll be rid of your stupid ass in no time – meanwhile, for the love of GOD, don’t have children.

Thanks.

JACK

2 comments:

The Jaded NYer said...

LMAO @ "let me tell you how MY people do" and knocking over children and the elderly...

you are soooooo crazy. HONEST, but crazy!!!

The F$%K it List said...

HAHAHAHA!It's the truth! I don't even say tornado much less run and take a picture of one.

I don't mess with Mother NATURE! Crazy YT folks