Wait - WHAT?!?!?
Take a quick look at this nonsense before you read on:
Seriously?!?!? I've heard of some ridiculous anti-birth control shit before but to have to live in a 7,000 sq ft home that you're detined to outgrow is pure madness.
To the father: At some point, you have to consider jerking off and calling it a day. Really, boo - it's ok.
To the mother: You home school all of these mother fuckers? What in the FUCK are you teaching them over there?
Ok, so this is a cult waiting to happen. They tend to spring up after the government raids one - sort of like in protest I think. I bet several hundred started after the whole WACO thing ... and this whole imbreeding, child abuse compound thing going on in the news is just the catalyst families with 41 children need to start a compound of their own.
And then they wanna be all cute and have their names all start with a J. I have two kids and mix up their names at times - and they don't even sound alike. This house must be pure mayhem with everyone nicknamed "jay." But I have some ideas for the next few kids I thought I'd share:
- Jerusalem
- Jasper
- Jinglaleena
- Justdowhatisay
- Jumpoff, and my absolute favorite
- Jew-stupid
I thought these might help as you try to figure out what to name number 20 and beyond.
And what does this woman's coochie look like after birthing all these kids?!?! She should totally check here.
4 comments:
JEW-STUPID?!?!?!
loco
ps- I think you forgot the link for the vaginal rejuvenation link... cause I know that's where you were going...LMAO
LOL! I have been following their story for a couple of years. See what religion will do to a person?
Honestly, I think it's an illness. There are some women who don't feel like they are real women unless they are pregnant.
And eeeww, her snatch must be a mile wide and a cavern deep. Yuck! There is no way he can feel that shit anymore.
Irene - yes, I've heard about that, that some women just don't feel like women unless they're pregnant. It's a disease, not unlike manic-depression, tuberculosis or gout.
Jaded - I neglected to hit the space bar between a and href. You were correct about where I was going ... she need some elasticity for sure.
uhmmm yeah home schooled in the first few sentences sent me running for the hills. WTH is wrong with this woman December is a busy month for us, oh ok someone is drinking the 'effin kool aid
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