Thursday, May 15, 2008

A ray of sunshine

I swear to you this is the ACTUAL email string that went around my office today. That is, sent to the ENTIRE staff in an actual place of business:

Email 1, from Person 1:

Staff, Just a quick heads up to let you know that the two professors from the UNiversity of Wisconsin will be stopping by th office tomorrow sometime around 12:30-1pm.

Email 2 from person 2, in reply-all to email 1:

In addition, representatives from [an accreditation agency] will be here at about 1:00 p.m.

Email 3 from person 3, in reply-all to email 2:

Coincidentally, I'll be performing Michael Jackson's Thriller as a one-man clown pantomime show around that exact time in the administrator's section. Auditions for the chorus will be held in the large conference room in an hour.

*cut to Jack LMPRAO, tears streaming down face*

(it was quite the sight to behold)


The Jaded NYer said...

LMAO!!! Aww- I guess they aren't ALL bad, then, huh??

Anonymous said...

R U Serious?

JACK said...

Jaded: Not all of them, I guess.

Irene: Totally serious. It STILL makes me laugh.