Table Dancing 101
Lesson 1: TPTW (Table Proportional to Weight)
Herein there's prose and there're cons, and insights that excite, but most importantly ... there's JACK. In an effort to clear my head, I unload the random happenings in my mind into sometimes thought-provoking, but usually jovial and comical works, rated R. Welcome to the data dump from the mind of a modern-day, gay male ... who is far from ordinary.
6 comments:
I saw this earlier and I had to close my office door and burst out in laughter.
Did she really think that coffee table would hold her hahaha.
That was soooooo funny. I cracked the hell up. I was like, what the hell is she singing, that's not the song I am listening too, but I see now that it was dubbed in.
I have a problem with the second song. The chick didn't "get up", does that make her a sinner?
I've seen this before... she was STOOPID to think that table could hold her.
And WHY did it have to be on a table??? she couldn't do that mess from the floor?
I've watched this clip enough to have picked up on the fact that her balance was wobbly from jump- THAT should have been her queue to QUIT IT!!
I mean "cue"... her STOOPID table dance has me all forgetting my English n shit...
OMG!!! That was tragically funny. The crazy thing is that I don't know what is funnier her fall off of the table, or the rolling around in pain on the floor.
Oh, Mrs. MR ... of course it's the latter, dear. The LATTER.
Jaded: It's like at the zoo, when they make the elephant balance on that little stool ... except, it's made of aircraft grade steel at the zoo ...
One man: LMAO - I hadn't thought of that, but apparently she a sinner. I think the fat bitch still on the floor as we speak.
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