Ready, Fire ... Aim
It's been 8 months. EIGHT months. And so I broke down and called mr. bought-me-a-ring-and-still-doesn't-know-my-last-name to pick me up at the train station. And, of course, he did.
Why - why - why - why?!?
The last time our "session" ended with an uh-oh ... and I didn't get any.
And this time?
Ok, so he has a hot tub in his back yard ... and we got in. That was a first for me. I can't believe I've gotten to the point where I'm totally qualm-less and do this shit. But, it was interesting. I liked it.
I mean, I gave it the 'ole college try ... AGAIN. And the trash talk was HOT and I was all into it ... again. Eventually, he wants to take it inside and just have at it. I'm game.
Except, he's not ... uurrr ... UP anymore. And so I ask, "what's up with this?" grabbing a handful of useless, flacid penis.
It turns out he busted in the hot tub.
Really?!?
Are you fucking kidding me?!?
I'm just glad he wanted to get out of there - and that there was enough chlorine in that bitch to perform keratotomy on a mother fucker ...
I mean - WTF?!?!! It's been 8 months, but folks - not for lack of trying.
Oh, and can you believe the mother fucker wanna ask me inside why I kept holding it back? I mean, I'm not long-winded. I'm not, trust me. I can't stand long, pointless bludgeon sessions ... but you gonna sit there and accuse me of holding back because it's been 10 minutes?
Put my dick back in your mouth and shut the fuck up.
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7 comments:
NO. YOU. DIDN'T.
Put my dick back in your mouth and shut the fuck up???
Really? That's how we talk now???
Oh man... my next lover is gonna hate you...
LMAO - I'm frustrated as HELL. I guess it shows?
How old is dude, 10? Bustin' in the hot tub?? I mean, unless you were doin' somethin' to it or he was workin' himself up, I don't see it....that's like drinkin' a Slim Fast shake right before heading into Mortons Steakhouse...
So what? His mouth didn't go flaccid, did it?
ROFL@ ubermouth.
And Jack, have I ever told you how much I love your panache???
"Put my dick back in your mouth and STFU!!"
In your defense, it is impolite to speak with your mouth full so you were only telling him right.
Guess 8 months is too many for some people to wait....
LMAO... Hey at least you got some head out the deal.
Cocoa - I gave about 60 seconds worth of head in the hot tub and when he pulled away from me, I assumed it was to calm down ... apparently, I was wrong.
Uber - Obviously, we're on different pages. There was something glaringly missing from that session.
phlyy - thank you, boo. I've gone longer than 8 months before, but this time around ... I might start foaming at the mouth here soon.
SuperDave - even THAT wasn't any good. Dique keep stopping to ask questions. ugh!
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