Friday, March 21, 2008

What's the problem here?

So, I read about this unfortunate incident in Germany ... and I had no idea that you could even GET a new anus. I will definitely need to look into this ... well, you know because, um, maybe in my old age I might have, um ... oh forget it.,22049,23401962-5012895,00.html

But don't you fret if your problem is actually a few short "steps" away. There is hope for you if you want a new vagina too.

Plastic surgery simply amazes me. I know of two ladies who yesterday went to a "Botox Party." Apparently, all these people get together, get injected and go along their merry way.

Anybody for an ass party?


The Jaded NYer said...

Um... you know I love you like Spitzer loves over-priced hookers, but DO NOT invite me to any ass parties, MMKAY??


JACK said...

You're no fun. I had you pegged as a taker for sure.

The Jaded NYer said...

Oh my... why did I click on the links...


JACK said...

LMAO - For the record, I only speak the truth here!