What's the problem here?

So, I read about this unfortunate incident in Germany ... and I had no idea that you could even GET a new anus. I will definitely need to look into this ... well, you know because, um, maybe in my old age I might have, um ... oh forget it.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23401962-5012895,00.html


But don't you fret if your problem is actually a few short "steps" away. There is hope for you if you want a new vagina too.

http://www.lasertreatments.com/vaginal_rejuvenation.html


Plastic surgery simply amazes me. I know of two ladies who yesterday went to a "Botox Party." Apparently, all these people get together, get injected and go along their merry way.

Anybody for an ass party?