Friday, March 21, 2008

This morning wasn't enough

Explain to me how we are at grandma's house and this child of mine, the very same one that put her hands over her ears when I was admonishing her this morning, decides it's a good idea to kick me ... can someone please explain this to me?

I'm telling you I reached for her and swung at her ass and fuckin missed. I mean, I was LIVID ... I had to send her out of the room because I didn't want the police involved and if she remained in my sight then the popo would've been there for sure.

So, her excuse is that she was playing. And then I ask her when have we ever played like that. She acknowledges ... NEVER. And this is the kicker (pun intended) - I asked her if she would ever kick her mom like that and she said NO.

I took away her TV privileges for the evening - we were supposed to have a slumber party and all sleep in the living room watching movies until we drifted off to sleep. It looks like it's going to be and my boy. That child needs to be in her room.

Seriously, is there a camera on me? Is this a set-up? Ashton - you there?

3 comments:

The Jaded NYer said...

And so it begins... that girl is testing you...

*sits back with some popcorn and a lime soda*

JACK said...

I haven't failed a test in ump-teen years or so. BRING IT!

LoserIrene said...

man oh man...

I am not looking forward to those times.