Friday, November 21, 2008

Dear Santa:


Santa,

I made this here Christmas Wish List (and a special thanks to DUDE for offering a $5 Walmart card - I'm totally expecting it now, you know ... email me for the addy :-) and as Jaded does the internet gift equivalent of cock-blocking ... I've got to ask you to do something for me ...

Can you please define "good?"

Sincerely,

JACK Martinez

8 comments:

The Jaded NYer said...

omg... you didn't!! tell me you didn't meet up with you-know-who after we agreed that NO you wouldn't...

*waiting for response*

JACK said...

What?! OMG, NO! Pero mira esta ... u lucky I'm chalking this up to the hair-stylist blues, because this was supposed to be FUNNY! *smooches, because they didn't come my way when I read your post*

The Jaded NYer said...

OK... whew... I saw you signed with Martinez and I freaked out...

in that case, if Santa does respond, find out for me, too... (te digo ahorita que yo hice anoche... LOL)

JACK said...

OMG! It was the GUILT talking!!!! Projection, anyone? Anyone? Projection? ... anyone?

The Jaded NYer said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Darius T. Williams said...

LOL - hilarious!

One Man’s Opinion said...

Funny. You truly are....Not as funny as me, but who is? Not blog funny, but funny. You know? Do you know/ You don't know....

JACK said...

One man - Oh, I know ... I know that you're wrong. I'm definitely funnier. ;-)