MY LOVE LETTER
Dear Carbohydrate,
I’ve had my eye on you for years and am finally getting up the courage to tell you. I know this may be hard to believe, but I’ve secretly crushed on you my whole life. I know, I know – it sounds so cliché, but I’m so serious. Whenever you’re around, I just feel so safe, fulfilled, satisfied … happy. Just happy. And I think it’s about time you knew … Carbohydrate, I love you!
JACK
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
PS: Do you love me too?
___ Yes
___ No
___ Maybe
5 comments:
LMBAO! I too love Carbs but I also love my size 4 pants so I say no to their love as much as possible.
I had to get it out of my system ... I think I might have batted my eyelashes while I was typing. Not Sure.
you... carbs... cheating behind my back? First Lani & the laundry and now THIS? is there no one left to trust on this earth?????
LMAO @ visual of twinkie flying in your mouth!!
asqueroso!!!!
oh. um. See, what had happen was ... I was riding in my LV Limited Sedan (only one like it ever made, and I have one of them!) and I was just minding my business right ... and then WHAM ... a twinkie just flew into my mouth. I couldn't stop it - i SWEAR!
(First I spell twinkie wrong, and then I get the damn designer wrong ... I NEED A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!)
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