Possessed or Repossessed

In any given month during the next 12, if I do not have $250 by the 7th, JACK will have an SUV, not unsimilar to the one pictured here, for sale. I couldn't find one in the righr color, olive, but that's the right year over there in the picture.

It's in driveable condition - nothing fancy. It's totally just a Point A to Point B type of ride at the low, low price of $2,000.00.

I didn't know it about these damn SUVs, but apparently, they kinda go forever. It has about 180,000 miles on it with a blue book value of twice what I will be asking for it.

Now, I'm not saying that THAT mother fucker can't pay his bills on time - I'm just publicizing a potential sale. That's all, nothing else. Today I left him a voicemail and sent an email that I have the new plates and registration for the damn thing and that he needed to come pick them up either today or tomorrow.

Now, I have a bit of a concern that he may interpret that to mean that I want to see him ... but, no. I'm happy to open the door, throw the plate at him and shut it in his face - but what I am NOT doing is spending my hard earned money on a goddam stamp to send him the fuckin thing. Bring your Black ass over and get the fuckin thing ...

... and be prepared to duck.