Wednesday, July 23, 2008

JACK and Jaded

From July 2007, Proof that we were meant to be together:

JADED: I've been reading my inner peace book again

JADED: I took it out of the envelope where I was gonna send it to you

JACK: good

JACK: it didn't belong in there anyway

JACK: i'm just fine with my fucking inner peace. I'm tired of your stank ass keep tellin me I'm not - I swear one of these days, I'm gonna cutcha



The Jaded NYer said...

LMAO!!! I remember those days... I learned my lesson-

"do not try to force the crazy PRican to find inner peace..."

JACK said...

Yes, yes - all of my readers should make note. Inner peace is not my thi ... wait a minute! CRAZY?!?!?

*gets chainsaw*

The Jaded NYer said...

Dear Readers,

I do believe Jack just made my point for me. Where as any NORMAL human being would pull a knife of a gun, HE goes straight for the chainsaw, as if the machete wasn't sitting right there...

Yours truly,
The Jaded NYer

JACK said...

And ruin the blade on a perfectly good machete? With what am I going to cut down the weeds out back?!?

Come on, now .. seriously.

The F$%K it List said...

Ya'll are too funny. Chainsaw and Machetes

JACK said...

Yes, F$%k IT ... it's sort of akin to Jaded's latest post about being first generation. Chainsaw = America. Machete = homeland.

The F$%K it List said...

HAHA, My dad has a machete at his house. He says when he was in Panama it was his weapon of choice. HA

My mom swings a mean baseball bat (she's from SC)

Kieya said...

LOL @ Machete.

only in america would it be considered a weapon lol